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coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

(via gracieiscraazy)

vodkacupcakes:

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

(via thisisgabbiesusername)

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

(via lovelikesagander)

postcardpolaroid:

When she likes you just the way you’re not

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When she doesn’t feel like dancin

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When the reckless and the brave live short lives

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When you don’t feel weightless

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When she doesn’t do it for Baltimore

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When you choke on a lifesaver

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(via gorgeous-little-killjoys)

    Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    Me: /dinosaur screams/

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

(via mygayassblog)

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via monster-in-your-bed)

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

(via shut-up-karen)

saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

(via shut-up-karen)

    teachers: you need to do better
    parents: you need to do better
    the world: you need to do better
    me: [patrick stump voice] but you need to lower your standards
    me: cause it's never
    me: getting any better than this