philanddan:

maddifacee:

fall out boy went to dan and phil’s booth at the teen awards early because they wanted to say hi to them and if you don’t think that’s the cutest thing ever then don’t talk to me

Fall Out Boy has been interviewed with thousands of people but the fact that they remember Dan and Phil and are cool enough to go say hi to them is freaking awesome

(via shut-up-karen)

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via scaredbug)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via mattc0hen)

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury, via mattc0hen)

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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(Source: bowel, via defected-fallen-angel)

homebeyondthegalaxy:

owl city lyrics really speak to me

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(via toomanyfandomsforonetobemyurl)

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via punxmusicislife)

joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

(via girls-nirvana-have-fun)

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via lani-la-ni)